The cries and wails from the liberal media cartels are sweet music to the ears of every honest American – Trump has once again robbed them of their ability to hoodwink their audience. By taking direct control of infection reporting for the Chinese Communist Virus, Trump ensures better oversight on false reports – like the infamous false infection rates uncovered recently in Florida. 

Trump knows a good move when he sees one, and this time he’s taking a leaf out of Governor Brian Kemp’s book. Kemp, the Trumpian GOPer, has been running against the President as a contender for “most hated man in America”. Which man can make a rabid leftist stop pulling down a statue, roll his eyes back into his head and froth at the mouth more violently? It’s been a close race.

Kemp bypassed the CDC in the early stages of this manufactured crisis to guarantee Georgians didn’t suffer too much from media-generated hysteria by doing the same thing Trump is doing now. He bypassed the CDC, which is only a hair’s breadth less dishonest than the international-communist WHO. 

With the help of the media cartels, the CDC has whipped perfectly honest Americans up into a frenzy of panic. What are they scared of? A disease that ceased to exist when leftist thugs were rioting over make-believe discrimination, and only returned when the left realized their attempted revolution wasn’t working. 

The American people have been adrift, unsure who to trust since politicians and the CDC itself have contradicted themselves numerous times over the last few months. Now, at least, we can look to a single source on the real numbers and real risks associated with this disease.

It’s more important now than ever, with several particularly hysterical governors and mayors beginning to mandate face-diapers with penalties that include jail time. 

Keep American Sane, Mr. President.