Odd Poll That Predicted Last Three Elections Gives Trump GREAT News

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A Pennsylvania cookie poll that has predicted the winner of the last three presidential elections has shown Trump cookies outselling Biden cookies 6 to 1.

According to The Daily Wire:

A Pennsylvania bakery currently reports that Trump-themed cookies are outselling Biden-themed cookies at a 6 to 1 rate.

Speaking with Fox News, Kathleen Lochel, owner of Lochel Bakery, says that Trump cookies are such a hot commodity that people are even driving from nearby states just to pick one up.

Does any of that matter? Apparently so. According to Lochel, the “cookie poll,” which began two months ago, has accurately predicted the outcome of the last three elections.

“We plan on tallying them up tomorrow night, to do our final tally,” she said. “But right now, Donald Trump is still in the lead… we’ve sold about 28,000 [Trump] cookies to 5,000 [of Biden’s]. By the end of today’s sales, knowing the orders we have, [Trump cookie sales] should probably approach 29,000.”

The bakery owner has said that this is by far the business election season they have seen at the bakery.



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General Patton
General Patton
1 year ago

MAGA 2020——–If the corrupt Democrats won, they would eat the American taxpayers cookies

Albert Hess
Albert Hess
1 year ago

There is kind hush all over the world.
The sound of a gas bag deflating at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue.

Vincent Scott
Vincent Scott
1 year ago
Reply to  Albert Hess

Yes, the sound of the cleaning out of all remaining stench from the Obama/Biden years.

Stephen
Stephen
1 year ago
Reply to  Vincent Scott

He misspelled his name.its Adolph hess

Gene Ralno
Gene Ralno
1 year ago
Reply to  Stephen

Rudolf too, since Albert seems schizophrenic.

Alvin Gillett
Alvin Gillett
1 year ago
Reply to  Albert Hess

The gas you hear and smell is your own !

TontonB
1 year ago
Reply to  Albert Hess

What you hear is Sleepy Joe farting and wanting to be the first one to congratulate Pres. Trump.

maxibaby
maxibaby
1 year ago
Reply to  TontonB

Dementia Joe is so far gone, he realizes something smells but, he can’t remember if what he smells is good or bad and has forgotten he passed the gas sooooo, he wonders where the smell is coming from and he surely can’t remember he is supposed to congratulate DJT but, that’s okay, his Mommy Jill will tell him!

John t . fox
John t . fox
1 year ago
Reply to  Albert Hess

Only a Nazi wanna be could be so stupid!

dnav
1 year ago
Reply to  Albert Hess

Yes, that’s the sound of the swamp draining and all the liberal political BS escaping to air.

Billy Q
Billy Q
1 year ago
Reply to  Albert Hess

Wow it’s sad to see what TDS does to the brain please get help before you start wondering if you need a sex change or you are a woman

Shelly
Shelly
1 year ago
Reply to  Albert Hess

That happened in January of 2017 when dumb ass and his hateful wife left the White House after 8 years, and he still won’t shut his hateful, divisive rhetoric.

tractor man
tractor man
1 year ago

Sounds like the most scientific poll thus far.

Noe Rodriguez
1 year ago

Keep them baking. Trump voters are out in full force.

Albert Hess
Albert Hess
1 year ago

Will Trump be giving his ‘victory’ speech in a beer hall?
I have heard heard that he packs some heat.

the traveller
the traveller
1 year ago
Reply to  Albert Hess

Yes, he has his CC license and carries it on his person wherever he goes. Read that after he got the presidency in ’16.

Truckmant
Truckmant
1 year ago
Reply to  the traveller

who cares if he carries hell with all the backstabbers in the White House he might need it for protection now out around the public the people like me would protect him from Harm but those fools in office you cannot trust them especially if there is D next to there name

maxibaby
maxibaby
1 year ago
Reply to  Albert Hess

Why would DJT give his victory speech is a beer joint…….he doesn’t drink!

dnav
1 year ago
Reply to  Albert Hess

You obviously know nothing about the man. He is a teetotaler.

Rick
Rick
1 year ago
Reply to  dnav

dnav, Um it is tea-total-er…. as in Drinks No Alchohal…. as for Hess he is just One of those whiners whom has nothing good to say and would rather be with His pals In Spandau.

Susanna
Susanna
1 year ago
Reply to  Albert Hess

Hess….go back to your parents basement.

LJR Justice
LJR Justice
1 year ago

MY CONCERN IS THE SENATE. WHERE THEY HAVE MORE REPUBLICAN SEATS UP FOR GRABS THAN THE DEMOCRATS…PRAY AND SUPPORT OUR REPUBLICAN REPS..

Susanna
Susanna
1 year ago
Reply to  LJR Justice

I’m praying they’ll flip those Democrat Seats which they thought were solid. Also, that the Republicans will stay in except Susan Collins. John James would make a great replacement.

CaptTurbo
CaptTurbo
1 year ago

The Biden cookies should be shaped like dog pooh.

Rhesa F. Cook
Rhesa F. Cook
1 year ago

I wanna see the cookie. Please show the Trump cookie.

Billy Q
Billy Q
1 year ago

I should send one to Nancy P so she can eat it with her $10,000s worth of ice cream and hopefully she will choke on it

Susanna
Susanna
1 year ago

Everyone Vote Trump/Pence 2020! Buy lots and lots of cookies too! Pray that the cheaters and liars won’t succeed is stopping our President from getting his Second Term. Pray the House is retaken by Republicans as well as the Senate!

Gideon Rockwell
Gideon Rockwell
1 year ago

Watched the Pennsylvania Democrat Co-Conspirators news conference this morning. It is plain from the struggling Governors statement they are up to no good. I expect some quisling co-conspirator in the Postal Service to finally find the necessary ballots in a corner of a Post Office somewhere to put Biden over the line. I love America as founded and if these criminal Marxists manage to steal the election which they are trying I hope my home state of Texas leaves the Union. I for one refuse to reside in a Marxist Dystopia. Texas has a better economy than most nations, we can go it along, while the rest of the nation needs us for their punitive tax system to work.

Rick
Rick
1 year ago

Well, Gideon.
While I Pray that My President does win. I certainly Do NOT hope for secession…
And After all is said and Done, May We then Sweep through the houses of congress, and remove all Anti-Americans, Elitists, double dealers (bidens-et-all), druggies, perverts, and Profiteers (bidens again?)…. And prosecute their Anti-American, Criminal, druggie, pervert, children for their crimes as well…. Also Let’s ship that Skinny back to MOG. as well….

Mike
Mike
1 year ago

Albert Hess, wasn’t he connected to Rudolph Hess another immigrant Nazi scum
bag??
You are nothing compared to President Donald Trump!

You are probably really ugly too!!🤣😂😅

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