Joe Biden? 

While you might be inclined to think that old Joe would be a help at your local McDonald’s, feel again. They have a hard enough time remembering my order. The last thing they need is this guy in the chain of communication. And god forbid we put him behind a grill. Food poisoning can mess you up. 

Let’s get Joe a seat at corporate he can taste test things there, and that would be a real help!