1.) Kim Brings His Own Toilet

Multiple news outlets are reporting that the North Korean dictator brought his own portable toilet to the summit. The North Koreans said this decision “will deny determined sewer divers insights into the supreme leader’s stools”. In fairness to the Norks, the CIA has gathered stool samples to assess the health of foreign leaders before. If news footage shows Kim sitting a bit uncomfortable, it’s probably because he’s holding back more than the North Korean people…



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