Beto O’ Rourke
Age: 46
Nickname: “Robert Francis,” “Beta O’Dork”
State: Texas
Highest Office: US Congressman
Known For: Unlike many of the other candidates on this list, some of whom have decades of high-level political experience, Beto’s resume is pretty thin, in spite of being a darling of the liberal media. He did serve four years as a congressman before which he had a stint as a city council member, but that’s about it.
What he is most known for is his embarrassing loss in 2018 when he foolishly tried to challenge Republican Ted Cruz for his Senate seat. Needless to say, Cruz sent Beto packing pretty easily.
Why Trump Will Beat Him: Beto is inexperienced, unpopular and to be frank, a little dumb. He has taken radical left-wing positions (like supporting reparations for slavery and the anti-patriotic “taking a knee” protest trend) that are deeply unpopular with regular Americans. He also is a gaff machine.
The Bottom Line: Beto is better off going back to Texas and becoming a community organizer than continuing his doomed and pointless run for President. In the extremely unlikely event he wins the Democrat nomination, Trump would easily manhandle poor Beto. He is a loser by nature who very well may end up crying on stage if he was ever actually forced to have a real debate with Trump.