BORTHWICK: Why Joe Biden is the Perfect Democratic Candidate

Gage Skidmore from Surprise, AZ, United States of America via Wikimedia Commons

Back in 2010, the Democrat Party decided they didn’t want their official logo to be a star-spangled donkey, and they went looking for a better kind of jackass to represent them. It looks like they’ve struck gold with Joe Biden. 

Just like the Democrats in general, he can’t seem to remember where he was yesterday, much less how he voted 20 years ago. In opposition to the President’s triumphant celebration of America at Mount Rushmore, Biden’s Fourth of July address was full of nothing but Antifa catchphrases and the kind of self-loathing attacks on his own country that have become a religious ritual for the left since 1968. 

Biden is the perfect representative of the Democratic Party in other ways, too – most of the problems his party promises he can fix are problems he either created or participated in creating. The imagined “racial injustice” he’s going to save us all from? Progressive Joe Biden opposed desegregation in the 1970s. The terrible “Russian collusion” that’s going on? Is this the same Biden who spoke so glowingly of the “rich and noble culture” of Russia back in 2010 when he was at Moscow State University? He and Obama categorically rejected “the tired theory that our values and our interests must compete”, and he was proud Americans no longer regarded Russia as a threat. 

Here’s the real kicker though: all the college graduates saddled with hundreds of thousands of dollars in debt? The ones who can’t even declare bankruptcy, take the hit, and try to start from scratch? Most of them are looking to the Democrat Party to save them from their debt, and probably not one of them knows that it was Joe Biden led the charge on the blue side of the aisle to sponsor a bill back in 2005 to take away all remaining bankruptcy protections so that even if they’ve learned from their mistakes, they’ll never be free of their student debt. (That was reported in the left-wing Guardian, by the way.)

But remember: when the anarchists and communists out in Seattle decided they were done pretending to secede from the United States, they all said the next step was to vote for Biden, a guy who isn’t even sure what office he’s running for sometimes.

That’s perfect for Trump – respect for American history and a vision for America’s future can’t lose against the political hypocrisy and cultural senility of Joe Biden’s Democrats.

Ryan Highland has an MA in Social Science and is an independent researcher and writer from Atlanta, GA.

  1. If you want to live in Cuba or Venuswella then go live there…but don’t try to turn America into either one!

  2. Great article. Thanks, it is so good to read an intelligent and well substantiated with facts article instead of the biased opinions and self gratifying ignorant articles by Democrats and their untruthful politics. Prayer for an ethical and moral judicious system overhaul also will be good for our Nation and families who care about peace and harmony and human respect.

  3. Joe may be the perfect democrat candidate but the President has to be careful how he treats him. The democrats are trying to set a trap for the President. If Mr. Trump treats Joe poorly, they’ll try to take advantage of that by suggesting the President is not a caring and sincere individual. He’s a meany! If the President gives Joe too much rope, the democrats will brand Mr. Trump as a man who can’t hold his own. He’s a weeny. This is going to be a test of the President’s charismatic skills. He’s a genie.

  4. The Community Organizer has hand picked him to complete the unfinished work to fully develop the annihilation force in the disguise of “TRANSFORMING AMERICA”.
    The first nominee of the Community Organizer lost her zeal and stopped travelling around the country well before the elections. Apart from all other normal short comings she was so terrified that she did not even show up for giving her own concessions speech.
    Now the “not even the A Team of ISIS” nominee Joe Demented Biden , anointed by back room arm twisting – the art learned from his mentor Ayatollah, by the Community Organizer saw the other Democrats fall like the Pins in a Bowling Alley as the player throws a Strike.
    Now, based on Biden’s limited knowledge of his basement, and his preferred escape hatch that leads to Philadelphia and Pennsylvania, I wonder what will Demented Joe do at the time of inauguration on January 20, 2021. That is if he makes it that far-questions about his health.
    Will he ask the Chief Justice if he has given the oath before.
    He will be in awe as to why so many people have gathered around-is there a comedy show going on.
    Will Jill have to hold his hand and constantly pat his head and say “GOOD BOY” to walk him to the podium and assure him that their is nothing to be afraid off.
    After all he has seen only two people in the basement on a daily basis for months now.
    Or will Pelosi keep him pacified with her expensive ice cream treats inside the building – Joe getting one for every time he remembers his name.
    I can only see him taking the oath and pledging allegiance to the UNITED STATES OF ANNIHILATION.
    Now the Sleeper Agent Community Organizer can rest easy.


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